Phyllis tried to convince me that elephants can fly. She argued and fought me on this fact day in and day out until one day I looked her straight in the eye and told her that she was crazy, and that if she really believed that elephants can fly then I didn’t want anything to do with her.
Several years later I heard that she passed away after years of battling depression and dementia. Then it hit me, if you put an elephant in an airplane it CAN FLY.
So maybe Phyllis wasn’t so crazy after all.